Wednesday, June 17, 2026

Rudolf Okonkwo

June 13, 2026

Rudolf Okonkwo: Bayo Onanuga and the full weight of bad judgment

If writing satire comes too easily, you are probably writing bad satire.

Bayo Onanuga and VeryDarkMan
May 30, 2026

How is my fellow Zombie doing?

If you look around and understand what is going on, you are smarter than I am.

Fela and ChatGPT
March 14, 2026
Okey Ndibe
February 22, 2026

Difference between Trump and Tinubu

Though the seventy-something old men use chaos as strategy and strategy as chaos in interchangeable ways, the distinction is not between chaos and strategy.

President Bola Tinubu
January 30, 2026

Letter to white people afraid of replacement

Long before Hitler built concentration camps in Europe, German colonialists perfected them in Namibia, exterminating the Herero and Nama peoples between 1904 and 1908.

Winston Churchill
January 5, 2026

Rudolf Okonkwo: Dear President Trump, please leave Sheikh Ahmad Gumi for us

Despite what people say—despite those who whisper in your ears that he is Nigeria’s Osama bin Laden in the making—Sheikh Gumi is, in fact, a patriotic Nigerian.

November 19, 2025
Maitama Tuggar
November 1, 2025

 Jesus is not your pharmacist

For those Africans who choose holy water over hypertension medication, remember it is preposterous to fear the pill more than the demons.

Holy Water
October 18, 2025

How artificial intelligence makes God unnecessary

It is so terrifying that even God’s job is not safe.

Open AI